This Sorry We’re Closed guide provides the complete locations of all artifacts and critters in the game. There are 16 artifacts and XX critters in total. This guide is a work in progress and will be updated during my second playthrough.
Artifact and Critter Locations
The Palace – Day 0
- Artifacts: 1 / 16 (1 in this area)
- Critters: 0 / XX
Artifact 1 – Angel of Hope
Location: Dream Eater’s Palace
Found in the library near the entrance doors.
The Underground Station
- Artifacts: 4 / 16 (3 in this area)
- Critters: 6 / XX (6 in this area)
Critter 1
Location: Underground Station Entrance
Found in the side room at the entrance where you speak to Robyn.
Critter 2
Location: Underground Station
After passing the entry gate with Robyn, it’s directly on your left.
Artifact 2 – Statue of Mercy
Location: Underground Station
Found through the first door in the Underground Station, inside a breakable crate.
Critter 3
Location: Underground Station
Past the rising gate, turn right. It’s on the ground around the corner.
Critter 4
Location: Underground Station
Past the rising gate, turn left and enter the door on your left. It’s at the back of the room.
Artifact 3 – Ancient Halo
Location: Underground Station
Past the rising gate, go all the way to the back. It’s on the right side at the end of the hallway near a dead body.
Artifact 4 – Warrior of Change
Location: Underground Station
Found on your left as soon as you enter the Underground Station train.
Critter 5
Location: Underground Station Train
After entering the train, go left and continue until you see a pile of boxes on the left. The critter is behind them.
Critter 6
Location: Underground Station
After killing Rat Jenny it will be at the bottom of the screen by some cages.
The Aquarium
- Artifacts: XX / 16
- Critters: XX / XX