Thank Goodness You’re Here Achievements

I have explained in detail the achievements in Thank Goodness You’re Here and how to get them in this guide.

Achievement Guide

An achievement guide that will help you win the game 100%!

“You will get these” Achievements

To unlock these ones, just play the game:

  • Visit Barnsworth
  • In for a Penny
  • Enough for Everyone
  • The Beans are on the Windowsill!
  • Final Form
  • Cream of the Crop
  • Open for Business
  • The People’s Princess
  • Milk Shy No More
  • Still At Large
  • Breakfast in Bed
  • Thank Goodness it’s Over!

Optional Achievements

I’ve organized them in the order, so that you can keep in mind which things you have to do early in your play through.

Lovely Pair

  • Make sure to jump over the fence near the guy with green overalls the first time you visit the town square and interact with the red lawnmower.

Sick as a Fig

  • Right after the locksmith helps you open Mother Megg’s store, slap him until you get the achievement

Mole Supper

  • Jump the fence on the other side of the park and hit the dirt mounds until the mole invites you to dinner. He will appear again later when you go down the well (a third time) and you’ll get the achievement.

Everything Must Go

  • There is a guy trying to open a store to the bottom left of the town square, hit the shutters he is trying to open. This is important because it unblocks other achievement down the line.

Bobby Knocker

  • Hit EVERY door, start early because some doors get opened later in the game so if you don’t hit them early you might miss the achievement.

Think F.A.S.T

  • Visit the pub every time you pass through the town square, at one point the bartender will start to speak about his favorite drinks, listen and you’ll get the achievement.

The Ol’One Two

  • Hit the police cabin the town square every time you pass through the Town Square. Near the end, you’ll get the achievement

A Fine Mess

  • The first time you visit the Price Shaggers store help to tidy up the shelves.

Done Up Like a Kipper

  • Help the fishmonger organize his fish every time you pass through there, be sure to be hit EVERY fish the amount of times it takes.

Cheek to Cheek

  • Hit the butt of the guy working the hamburger stand, it is located to the bottom left of the market. You must do this every time you pass through the area.

Lights Out

  • When you come back to the garden a second time, there are some boys bullying Charlie…join in.

Tough Tatties

  • When chopping the tatters in the fish and chip store, wait until the potatoes are done talking.

Menage a Trois

  • When helping the gardener open the fertilizer bag, fall outside the bag and join the couple in the house.

Shell Shocked

  • Slap ALL the snails when they appear

Spill The Beans

  • If you completed the Everything Must Go achievement, near the end of the game hit the bean can in the “store”.

Green Fingers

  • Hit ALL the flowers with a face after you receive the advice not to do that.

No Post on Tuesdays

  • Hit EVERY postbox

The Rat Pack

  • Find the trio of singing rats three times, they are located in:
  • The town square
  • The Market
  • Beside the Fish and Chips shop

Friend of the Forest

Talk to ALL the animals:

  • Find a Mink in the boxes and the back of Mother Megg’s storage room
  • Find the trio of singing rats at least one time
  • Find the mole in the town square when you arrive
  • Find the owl in the tree near the farm
  • Find the ducks in the creek, hit the toaster to give them bread (I’m not sure if this helps but better safe than sorry)

Patience is a Virtue

  • Start a new game and wait in the receptionist’s office, don’t move from the chair. Around 10-15 minutes later you will complete the game.
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