Man I Just Wanna Go Home: Endings and Achievements

I explained in detail how to get all the endings and achievements in Man I Just Wanna Go Home.

How to get All Endings and Achievements

C.R.E.A.M.

  • Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
  • Keep the wallet

The Killing of a Japanese Bookie

  • Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
  • Run after the creepy stranger

I’m Bouncing, Whoop, Whoop

  • Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
  • Keep the wallet
  • Are you kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
  • Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
  • Go inside Titanik
  • Sit at the bar
  • Nah, the night is young
  • check out the VIP-room

(Basically any ending with you trying to get into the VIP lounge will get you this achievement)

BE3NOGUM

  • Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
  • Keep the wallet
  • Are you kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
  • Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
  • Go inside Titanik
  • Let the taxi drive you home

Money can buy Happiness

  • Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
  • Keep the wallet
  • Are you kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
  • Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
  • Go inside Titanik
  • Sit at the bar
  • Nah, the night is young
  • check out the VIP-room

Svergie, Mon Amour

  • Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
  • Keep the wallet
  • Are you kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
  • Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
  • Go inside Titanik
  • Check out the VIP-room

(Not so) Happily Ever After

  • No, I’d like to go for a swim
  • Go inside Titanik with Rita
  • Go to Tara’s place
  • Try to console Tara

Despite All my Rageā€¦

  • No, I’d like to go for a swim
  • Keep walking to the station

I’m not a Killer BUT

  • Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
  • Keep the wallet
  • Prove the world your nobility and leave Rita the wallet hoping that a creepy quasi-old man would come to collect it
  • Straight up give her the address

1312

  • No, I’d like to go for a swim
  • Go inside the Titanik with Rita
  • Continue on your merry way to the metro station

Just like Dark Souls!

  • Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
  • Keep the wallet
  • Prove the world your nobility and leave Rita the wallet hoping that a creepy quasi-old man would come to collect it
  • Be a man and play coy a bit before giving her your address

Killing in the Name of

  • No, I’d like to go for a swim
  • Go inside Titanik with Rita
  • Go to Tara’s place
  • Get dressed

And I Cried Mercy

  • Agree to Rita’s proposal and keep sitting in the warm coffeeshop
  • Keep the wallet
  • Are you kidding me? It’s 20 grand!!! Tell Rita about the creepy stranger but shush about the wallet.
  • Are you crazy? Leaving your personal information in a place where you’ve (almost) committed a (sort of a) crime!?
  • Go inside Titanik
  • Check out the VIP-room
  • Beg for mercy
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